#43 VIRTUAL 🕷️
Well this is the worst episode of Prairie Goth yet! I play a Septavox and improvise songs about spiders, face lotion, and a white noise machine. No one called.
We're in E Major at 130 BPM.
Which is the reason that I do this. That's the reason that I do this. I stick to my keys. Still trying to kinda get comfortable. What am I? There's a bunch of things that I could talk about but I don't want to talk about things that are no fun. I don't wanna talk about all the things that are so much fun that I don't know how to talk about them. I don't know where to start. Hey what's up let's see what's up. Oh no! It sounds like you need a white noise machine to keep you safe, to help you make it through the night. I couldn't do apartment life without one. I told you this would be the worst and you're getting what you asked for. Yeah, it's weird like that, and then sometimes it's weird just cuz it's unclear. Weird, weird, weird. I'm way too stressed out now, stressed out with the synthesizer. Trying to calm down. I don't know how to calm down. I don't know how to relax. Who cares? I'm a sleepy wreck, that's what I am. I don't know what's going on in my head. I don't know what I am. I don't know where the heck I've been. Lightheaded, light head that's me. If you're on the livestream, you cannot hear the synthesizer. Living on the livestream, you cannot hear the synthesizer. If you're on the livestream, you cannot hear the plate reverb. When you're in the livestream, you're stuck on the internet. I've been playing shows since I was 13. Nobody cares because it doesn't matter. I've been doing stupid stuff since I was a child and I don't know what's going on. If I could have some face lotion right now I'd feel better about the way my face hurts. Who cares, it's just a face. Nobody gotta worry when it's just a face. It's just a face, who cares. Spiders are cool but they're really terrifying but they're really cool so I don't like to kill them. Yesterday I caught a spider. I've been living in my apartment now for something like six months. It's starting to get really hot all the time. Yesterday, for the first time, I found a bunch of spiders. The heat is getting unbearable. So I've been keeping the window all the time. They look like the kind of spiders that look really tough, like they could bite you and really mess you up. You ever wonder what you're doing with your life, and then a spider wakes you up in the middle of the night? Ya get poisoned. I love waking up early in the morning and getting bit by a bunch of spiders. I don't do drugs, I just get bit by a bunch of spiders. Why not? Spider venom is the only kinda drug I like. I like catching spiders in empty jars of salsa and taking them outside, cuz I don't like killing anything. Salsa is probably my favorite food. I figure, why wouldn't spiders like it too? They get into the jar of salsa and even though it's empty, they can smell it. They can probably feel the vibrations of the salsa. Spiders can feel vibrations of everything, even things that don't even vibrate. I would like to play virtual reality where I run around and I'm a spider in a spider world. I'm a good witch, and a good witch never kills her spiders. Keep em living. Ya gotta keep em on living, yeah. I kissed the spider. Yeah, I kissed the spider.